Includes indexes.

Outside the box -- The great, big, fat, disgusting lie -- Sick day -- A tragic poem -- My lucky number -- The meaning of lucky -- Close shave... -- Citizen of the month -- My pet robot -- Hide-and-sleep -- I [love] salad! -- Bubble trouble -- Stuck in my head... -- Garage band -- Shower songs -- Shhh... -- Boogie man -- Werewolves -- Vampires -- Sheet! -- Alien under my bed -- Inside joke -- Professional liar -- Jonathan Allen Baker the liar -- The tattler -- My friend... imaginary -- Thieves -- Man in the Moon -- The dream weaver -- Gymnast -- Ick... Gross... Ew -- The fad -- Dorks and geeks -- Rain -- Leaves -- A lump of clay -- Oatmeal -- Shades of gray -- Sunrise -- Sand! -- Greekwich -- Laugh it up... -- Please don't feed the bears -- Monkey business -- When naming crocodiles... -- You're no lady! -- Sheep in wolves' clothing -- Oh, deer! -- Spider trap -- Bear bare feet -- Moose on the bus -- The thing about puppies... -- Alan had a little frog -- Captain Cluck -- Pigasus -- Stripeless zebra -- Definition of a unicorn -- Horaceopotamus -- T.p. -- Master wrapper -- Wishy-washy -- Suckers! -- Poor Pete -- Mistaken identity -- Brother's day -- A Halloween secret -- For Pete's sake! -- Oh, tree! -- The last gift -- The day after -- The law of gra v it y -- Flying low -- Kite flying -- Sledding (downhill) -- Sledding (uphill) -- The Great Gargantuan -- Water-slide-a-phobia -- Voices in my head -- Inside, outside, upside down -- The singer -- Gamer -- The problem with baking cookies -- Balloon-a-phobia -- Baby sis -- Autonomobile -- Why I avoid the kiddie pool -- Go to bed.

A collection of over one hundred poems includes such amusing entries as "Balloonaphobia" and "Aliens Under My Bed."