Mr. Klutz is nuts! /

Gutman, Dan.

Mr. Klutz is nuts! / Mister Klutz is nuts! Dan Gutman ; pictures by Jim Paillot. - 1st Harper Trophy ed. - 96 p. : ill. ; 20 cm. - My weird school ; #2 . - Gutman, Dan. My weird school ; #2. .

Flying principal -- Big trouble -- Principal is your pal -- Present -- My big mouth -- Chocolate party -- Teacher for a day -- Mr. Klutz puckers up -- I pledge allegiance to Mr. Klutz -- Mr. Klutz is getting weirder -- Last straw -- Hard bargain -- Poor Mr. Klutz.

A skateboarding principal offers unusual incentives to his students to motivate them to learn more. Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips! He painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee-jump off the roof of the school, dressed like Santa Claus! In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to help Mr. Klutz before he ends up hurting himself. Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun. Popular author Dan Gutman pulls out all the stops for this right-on second-grade hilarity. Oh, by the way, A.J.'s teacher, Miss Daisy, is off the wall too. Be sure to read Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

Ages 7-10.

0060507020 0060507039 0439700434 9780060507039 9780060507022

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School principals--Fiction.
Learning--Fiction.
Schools--Fiction.
Humorous stories.
School principals--Juvenile fiction.
Learning--Juvenile fiction.
Schools--Juvenile fiction.

PZ7.G9846 / Mr 2004

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